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What the ... Sloppy Journos expose Japanese UFO conspiracy
Sloppiness provided by Aunty ...


Japan's chief government spokesman has announced that unidentified flying objects (UFOs) exist.


Stop the presses !


Earlier, in response to a question from an opposition lawmaker, the Japanese government issued a statement saying it could not confirm any cases of UFOs.


Oh ... hang on ... set them rolling again ....


It is the sort of question politicians dread but, under Japanese rules, are unable to ignore.

A member of the opposition asked the government what its policy was to deal with UFOs.



The Japanese civil service swung into action.

In a statement it said that should a flying saucer be spotted in the country's airspace, a fighter would be scrambled to attempt visual confirmation.

But it emphasised that the government was not aware of cases where a UFO from space had been discovered.



The document revealed that Japan has not yet planned what to do should aliens arrive here.


So ... a complete non story then ... but wait ...


The government's chief spokesman Nobutaka Machimura drew laughter from reporters when he admitted that this was a "stereotypical" response from the bureaucrats.

Perhaps with his tongue a little in his cheek he insisted that he believed UFOs did "definitely" exist.

Questioned about the existence of alien spaceships, Japan's Prime Minister Yasuo Fukuda thought about it and then answered carefully.

He said he had "not yet confirmed" whether they existed.

The conspiracy theorists will note that the answer was not a "no".


True ... it is not a no, but it is not a yes either. The Japanese Prime Minister is trying not to look foolish by answering a question no one knows the answer to.

I think he does right.

It is one of the two questions I get asked all the time with regards to Astronomy.

Opinions regrading the existence of extra terrestrial intelligence are, along with the like of Atheism and Islam, merely belief. Personally, considering life on this planet is fairly abundant, it seems strange that we should care so much about lifeforms elsewhere, when we tend to show a fairly healthy contempt for all that is already here.
2007-12-20 15:59:05
 
 
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