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Well Duh !

Monday, October 26th, 2009

From Yahoo

The New York Times reported Thursday that Disney is offering a refund to buyers of its ubiquitous “Baby Einstein” videos, which did not, as promised, turn babies into wunderkinds. Apparently, all those puppets, bright colors, and songs were what we had feared all along—a mind-numbing way to occupy infants.

Did anyone not see that one coming ?

the American Academy of Pediatrics recommends that children under two years old stay away from watching screens. In the letter threatening Disney with a class-action lawsuit for “deceptive advertising,” public health lawyers hired by Campaign for a Commercial-Free Childhood cited a study which found a link between early television exposure and later problems with attention span.

Anything with quick moving flashy visuals and loud noises.

why were we so quick to seize on Baby Einstein videos as technological tutors?

Call it the perfect storm of parenting. Who doesn’t want to believe that there is a magical, wondrous, no-parental-guidance-required product that will turn their kids into Mensa members? The combination of our lack of time, our paranoia over our kids performance, and our faith in technology primed this generation of parents to accept the clever advertising around “Baby Einstein” as truth, just as parents before us have seized on corporal punishment, or the teachings of Dr. Spock.

Still, the idea that a caper this big could be pulled off (according to the Times, in “a 2003 study, a third of all American babies from 6 months to 2 years old had at least one ‘Baby Einstein’ video”) is mind-boggling. Disney’s refund is about as close as we’re going to get to an actual admission that we were sold snake oil, and it casts a pall over the other “educational” toys out there.

They’ll be telling you listening to Mozart makes you smarter next.

Elizabeth Melissa Hina Cavanagh

Monday, March 9th, 2009

Slice of Hitler cake to go

Wednesday, December 17th, 2008

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Thursday, October 9th, 2008

Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii

Friday, July 25th, 2008

Lolita, Lucifer, Adolf, Judus and Jezebel

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008

Isabelle Killick

Thursday, January 17th, 2008

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Tuesday, December 11th, 2007

Word to the Ys

Monday, May 28th, 2007

Milk is for Babies

Friday, May 11th, 2007