Archive for the ‘England’ Category

Feeling under the weather

Monday, August 11th, 2008

Aunty

One stormy day in the summer of 2002, more than 100 extra people went to hospital in the UK with asthma symptoms compared to a normal day.

Heart attacks and strokes also increase a few days after a fall in temperature, because cold causes stress to the vascular system.

The lung disease chronic obstructive pulmonary disease (COPD), in which the bronchial tubes are damaged making it harder to breathe, is also affected by the weather.

a new service, launched by the Met Office in November last year, is already claiming success in keeping people well.

More than 8,000 patients in 189 practices across the UK have now signed up to use the ‘Healthy Outlook COPD Forecast Alert’ at a cost of just £18 per patient.

And the latest statistics show that there has been a 21% reduction in hospital admissions among those using the service, compared with the previous winter.

In practices not using the scheme, the fall was just 3%.

Dogging

Monday, July 28th, 2008

From Wikipedia

In 1998, the archaeologist B.J. Coles identified as “Doggerland” the now-drowned habitable and huntable lands in the coastal plain that was formed in the North Sea when sea level dropped. Doggerland has not caught the popular imagination, but the terrain was available for settlement. Its gentle swells remain as the Dogger Banks. Paleolithic reindeer hunters roamed the land; some traces of their encampments have been identified, but the timing of the submergence has not been fixed. The region was watered by the glacial River Rhine, into which flowed the River Thames as a tributary; the combined river flowed into the North Sea, permitting access to Britain by large mammals and humans.

… and from the brilliant StrangeMaps

“If the extensive schemes for the drainage of North Sea are carried out according to the plan illustrated above, which was conceived by a group of eminent English scientists, 100,000 square miles will be added to the overcrowded continents of Europe. The reclaimed land will be walled in with enormous dykes, similar to the Netherland dykes, to protect it from the sea, and the various rivers flowing into the North Sea will have their courses diverted to different outlets by means of canals.”

… and, there is even a map …



Acid House of the Undead

Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008

Zombie Acid House Party” !!!

A Guy called Gerald, Acid House, Zombies, Mr.C, whats not to love ?

UPDATE : Now with map.

UPDATE : Another one for you, Pirate themed Acid House party, again in London

Saturday, July 12, 2008 at 11:00pm - 6:00am
Club RED
566 Cable St (Butchers Row) Limehouse DLR

Superman ! Batman ! The man in the moon ! All must be decapitated with an old rusty spoon !

Friday, May 30th, 2008

Punks is Hippies have made my day by posting Skate Muties From The 5th Dimension #9 on their site. Takes me back to when I was a lad I can tell you.

R2D2 ice bucket

Tuesday, May 13th, 2008

From /film

when you bring the R2D2 Ice Bucket to your romantic picnic, don’t expect to get lucky. Although I’m pretty sure this is actually intended to be an accessory for that minibar you don’t have

this Ice Buck also makes patented R2D2 noises which are sure to get you to first base

Available at Amazon.co.uk for £16.99

Retro Samwise

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008



http://optimist.geekisp.com/retro.

Previously

Ol’ dirty stoppout

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008

Tor @ Dirty Stop Out, December 2006.

I haven’t heard it yet, but Tor is a good mate of mine with a good ear for a tune ( well he has always spoken highly of my music ;O) so I’m posting it anyway.

Spirit Catcher - Space Crash (Winding Road)
Gaz Nevada - Love Affair - Munk Edit (Mantra Vibes Italy)
In Deep - Last Night A Dj Saved My Life (Sound Of New York)
Outlines - Listen To The Drums - Jazzanova Remix (Sonar Kollektiv)
Jazzanova - Boom Clicky Boom Clack - Mr Scruff Vocal Mix (Sonar Kollectiv)
Black Joy - Untitled (Freerange)
Dirty Jesus - Don’t Fuck With My Shit - Late Night Cruising Mix (Paper)
Trentemoller - Latenight Cab Driving (White)
All Good Funk Alliance - Sock It To Ya (Funk Weapons)
Kerri Chandler - Planet Sonic vs Spank Rock - Bump (White)
My Robot Friend - Rapture (Soma)
Todd Terje - Bodies - Prins Thomas Orgasmatron Mix (Bear Funk)
All Good Funk Alliance - Get Busy (Funk Weapons)
Metro Area - Orange Alert - DFA Remix (EMI)
Mr V - Jus Dance - Quentin Harris Remix (Vega)
Shur-I-Kan - Fantasy (Freerange)

Pete enters politics

Tuesday, April 15th, 2008

The binary ape has entered local politics *gasp*

I’m standing as a candidate in the May 2008 local authority elections, in the Manchester City Centre ward. I’m the Green Party candidate.

If you are registered to vote in the Manchester City Centre ward, I encourage you to go and vote for him, partly because I have found him to be a smart and reasonable man, partly because he’s the kind of upstanding citizen rarely found in politics, partly because you should be voting Green rather than any other colour and deep down you know it, and partly because there is photographic evidence that he once had hair which would make for a great political scandal, well it’s the best I can come up with and I have known him a while.



Cap’n Birdseye sleeps with the fishes

Tuesday, March 18th, 2008

Aunty

Actor John Hewer, who was best known for playing Captain Birds Eye in the popular fish finger adverts, has died aged 86.

He played the role of the jovial naval captain from 1967 until 1998.

In 1971, an obituary for the Birds Eye character appeared in the Times newspaper after it was decided to retire him.

However, that was only temporary and he returned to TV screens three years later.

In 1993, Captain Birds Eye was voted as the most recognised captain after Captain Cook in a poll.

When animals attack … NHS numbers edition

Tuesday, February 26th, 2008

From Aunty

NHS statistics show the number attending A&E after a dog attack has risen by more than 40% in the last four years to nearly 3,800 a year.

Young children and teenagers are the most likely groups to be treated at hospital after a dog bite.

During the four-year period the number of patients under 18 treated for dog bites in London more than doubled, and in the West Midlands it rose by 80%.

In contrast, the number of under-18s injured by dogs in the East Midlands rose by just 2% over the same period.

The Liberal Democrats want to see stricter legal duties laid on dog owners, and control orders to impose conditions on ownership - or in severe cases disqualify irresponsible owners.

Of the attack figures Mr Lamb added: “These are dramatic increases. I think in some communities these dogs have become a badge of honour, a fashion accessory in a way, and I think that’s very disturbing.”

Chloe Grayson, nine, is still recovering from a sudden unprovoked dog attack which has left her left cheek seriously scarred.

Chloe was bitten on the face at a neighbour’s house, when she went into the kitchen to ask her mother for a glass of water.

Nicola Grayson said her daughter had blood pouring down her face, and was screaming: “Mummy, I’m going to bleed to death”.

Chloe’s scars are healing well but Nicola said her daughter had been left terrified of dogs.

She said: “Emotionally it’s been very bumpy; she can change from being happy and playful to being an emotional wreck, worrying if she’ll be allowed to go to a party because of her scar.”

Some local authorities are concerned that teenagers and young men are buying menacing dogs as a status symbol.

In London where the increase in attacks has been the greatest, the Greater London Authority, Metropolitan Police, RSPCA and Battersea Dogs’ Home are launching a campaign on responsible dog ownership.

The London borough of Wandsworth is among the local councils using byelaws and ASBOs to deal with owners who fail to control their dogs.

The Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs said comprehensive legislation was in place to deal with people who failed to control their dogs.

Under the Dangerous Dogs Act 1991 four types of dog are banned: the pit bull terrier, Japanese tosa, dogo Argentino and fila Brasileiro .

Also Dangerous dog crime ‘on the rise’.