From the Sun …
THIS Marmite-loving thief has forced a petrol station to stop stocking the spread — because he persistently steals EVERY jar.
The mysterious crook has carried out a month-long Marmite crime wave, leaving staff baffled.
In total he has swiped 18 jars of the condiment in four different raids — costing more than £50.
He knows what he wants – one night he took all but two jars then he came back for those the next night.
“We have stopped selling Marmite now because of this. What’s the point in selling something, if every time you stock it – it gets stolen?”
CCTV images taken in July show the shaven-headed man entering the shop and then leaving 17 minutes later with a carrier bag full of Marmite.
I include the CCTV image just so you know it wasn’t me, which it couldn’t be, my alibi is that I wasn’t even in the country at the time. In some ways I admire him, but as he is depriving others … and stealing of course, can’t forget that … maybe he should be forced to eat Vegemite.
