Archive for January, 2008

Ken’s makes the ten

Thursday, January 31st, 2008

From USA today

Ken’s House of Pancakes / Hilo, Hawaii
“Open 24 hours a day, Ken’s is very popular among breakfast lovers on the Big Island of Hawaii. The menu features multiple variations of a signature Hawaiian dish called Loco Moco, a beef patty, gravy and an egg over rice. If you order the largest version, called the Sumo Moco, the staff will all yell ‘Sumo!‘ ” Chavey says. “Also try the homemade coconut syrup on their Hawaiian-style pancakes.”
808-935-8711

Review over at ‘Ono kine grindz.

@ high speed

Thursday, January 31st, 2008

From the Scarborough Evening News

THERE is never a good time to get stuck in a traffic jam, but the worst must be when you are in the advanced stages of labour.

But that is what happened to Abigail Killick whose dash to Scarborough Hospital ended with her giving birth in the passenger seat of her husband’s car.

As the contractions got stronger Abigail and husband Lindsay got caught up in the school run just a few hundred yards from the maternity ward.

But baby Isabelle Alice could not wait any longer and was born in the white Vauxhall Vectra, as Lindsay was trying to drive through the traffic with his hazard lights flashing.

Abigail, 28, said: “It wasn’t quite like that in the birth plan. I couldn’t give birth in Bridlington because I have asthma so I’m classed as high risk. We had always planned to have the baby at Scarborough Hospital.

“Lindsay was panicking a bit, and I think he was a bit scared, but he tried to keep as calm as he could. He was brilliant.

“Thankfully Isabelle was fine and everything turned out OK.”

The new arrival, who weighed 6lbs 14oz is fine and is back at the family home in Cardigan Road, Bridlington, with her two-year-old brother Alexander.

Isabelle was born six days late, but happy and healthy – and a quick check by doctors at the special care baby unit in Scarborough revealed everything was all right.

Abigail said: “I woke up in the night but the contractions were quite irregular so I thought it was best to get some rest.

“By 7am they were getting more regular so i made plans for my son to go to my mum’s.

“We left Bridlington just after 8am and the contractions were six minutes apart. When we got to Cayton bay they were getting really strong and I told my husband to keep driving.

“But when we got to Scalby Road I screamed at him ‘it’s on its way’.

“She was born at 8.40am and we arrived at the hospital seven minutes later.

“We pulled up at reception and my husband ran in and said ‘my wife’s having a baby’, but I think they thought he was just over-reacting.

“A paramedic came out, we cut the cord in the car, and she said it was best to go straight to A&E.

“When we got there, there was a massive welcoming party – the staff were brilliant there.”

This is the edited highlights of the story I got from Lindsay at the weekend, his version of events was much funnier.

Previously

UPDATE : Forgot to mention, thats my godson on the right, yes, they trusted me with the spiritual upbringing of their offspring, and making-people-offers-they-cannot-refuse, which is the bit I’m in it for.

Chimps in spaaaaace !

Thursday, January 31st, 2008

On this day in 1961, a four year old Chimpanzee named Ham was sent into space by the US. Ham was the first known hominid to travel into outer space.

Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008






Mohandas

Originally uploaded by samh101.



Funnily enough I was talking about this just last night, but today is the sixtieth anniversary of the assassination of Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi, also known as “Mahatma”, meaning great soul.

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Tuesday, January 29th, 2008


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhE-0IDpkiM

When animals attack … Londinium Rottweiler edition

Monday, January 28th, 2008

From Aunty

A 78-year-old man has died hours after being mauled by his rottweiler dog as he lay on an east London street.

Witnesses said James Rehill “looked like a doll” as the animal shook and bit him in Plaistow, on Sunday morning.

Residents tried to free Mr Rehill but it was only when police officers discharged six fire extinguishers at the dog that it released its owner.

Mr Rehill was taken to hospital suffering from severe head and facial injuries and died later that night.

“There was a man lying on the floor and a dog was over him, licking and biting him.

“He looked like a doll, the dog was pulling at him.

There was blood all over his face.”

Mr Rahman described how residents had tried to distract the dog by hitting baseball bats against a wall but the animal did not respond.

He said: “There must have been 10 to 12 police cars but nobody could do anything to get the dog off him.

Eventually one officer used a fire extinguisher to scare the dog off.”

A police statement said armed officers were called because the dog was “dangerously out of control”.

Local taxi driver Bill Collins said he regularly saw the man walking his dog but he did not believe the animal was a “mad dog”.

He said his officers “put their lives at risk” to protect other members of the public.

Trading fours

Sunday, January 27th, 2008

My mate Bo, trading fours with a conga player named Jesee, last year at the Palace.

What the … Three little pigs

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008

Aunty reports …

A story based on the Three Little Pigs has been turned down from a government agency’s annual awards because the subject matter could offend Muslims.

The digital book, re-telling the classic fairy tale, was rejected by judges who warned that “the use of pigs raises cultural issues“.

The CD-Rom digital version of the traditional story of the three little pigs, called Three Little Cowboy Builders, is aimed at primary school children.

The Three Little Cowboy Builders has already been a prize winner at the recent Education Resource Award - but its Newcastle-based publishers, Shoo-fly were turned down by the Bett Award panel.

The feedback from the judges explaining why they had rejected the CD-Rom highlighted that they “could not recommend this product to the Muslim community“.

They also warned that the story might “alienate parts of the workforce (building trade)”.

The judges criticised the stereotyping in the story of the unfortunate pigs: “Is it true that all builders are cowboys, builders get their work blown down, and builders are like pigs?

Ms Curtis said that rather than preventing the spread of racism, such an attitude was likely to inflame ill-feeling. As another example, she says would that mean that secondary schools could not teach Animal Farm because it features pigs?

Her company is committed to an ethical approach to business and its products promote a message of mutual respect, she says - and banning such traditional stories will “close minds rather than open them“.

Becta, the government funded agency responsible for technology in schools and colleges, says that it is standing by the judges’ verdict.

OK …. ok …. firstly, did anyone actually ask any Muslims if it was offensive to have childrens stories about pigs ?

Secondly, since when were the building trade offended by childrens stories ?

I didn’t know the average construction worker was so thin-skinned, I have friends who work in construction and they can refer to some of their clients as cowboys, and if a wolf can blow down my house, I’d call the builders a bunch of cowboys too.

Now, if any Muslims would like to let me know they are offended by kiddie piggy books, I’ll accept that.

If any construction worker would like to let me know that kids stories about shoddy workmanship offends them, I’ll accept that also.

This all seems a little bit ridiculous to me, but then again I shouldn’t be surprised really.

UPDATE : The only resource I could find connecting Islam to Pigs is from the Quran [5:4]

Forbidden to you is the flesh of an animal which dies of itself, and blood and the flesh of swine

Looking deeper into it, what is meant by the above extract is that the flesh of pigs is forbidden for eating. This is actually the same in the book of Leviticus [11:26]

The carcasses of every beast which divideth the hoof, and is not cloven-footed, nor cheweth the cud, are unclean unto you: every one that toucheth them shall be unclean.

Although pigs have split hooves, they do not chew the cud, making them forbidden to Jews and Christians also. The relationship between sin and animal sacrifice is more complicated, and the crucifixion of Jesus was supposed to atone for the sins of all to avoid such sacrifice, by which Christians believe they are forgiven for their sins by asking God for forgiveness.

A lot of the focus on not eating pigs will be as a result of them being considered unclean and thus likely to cause disease. This may have been a prudent step at the time, possibly a prudent step today, but that is the subject for a different post.

There is no further passages that I can find that refer to pigs in terms other than as forbidden food. All these points considered I feel a certain degree of cultural ignorance is playing a part, unless they were looking to not offend believers in all the Abrahamic religions. Britain is still considered a Christian country, if you can call four percent confirmed attendance religious, compared with forty percent in the US or eighty percent in Colombia.

On a side note, I was actually talking to a friend who works in construction last night, but I forgot to ask wether he was offended by childrens stories about shoddy workmanship.

What the … Mars Shun

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008



According to Aunty, people the world over are going ape-poopy over this image ( click to enlarge … no, on the image, ) claiming it to be proof of extra-terrestrial life.

They are quite correct, the figure on the left of the picture is obviously a Tuskan Raider from Star Wars and on the right you can plainly see there is a Jawa Sand Crawler

Of course I’m eating humble-crumble after mocking peoples half-baked beliefs.

UPDATE : How to take pictures on Mars … coool.

When animals attack … Oz Croc n’ Gun edition

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008

Aunty dishes the goods …

A man has been accidentally shot by a rescuer who was trying to free him from the jaws of a crocodile in northern Australia.

The victim, in his late 20s, was attacked by the reptile near a popular tourist spot on the Mary River south-east of Darwin.

He was flown to hospital by helicopter for emergency surgery for bite and bullet wounds.

He is currently in a stable condition in hospital.

Crocodile attacks and shootings are rare in Australia.

To suffer both at once is - to say the least - unfortunate.

Jason Grant was collecting crocodile eggs at a remote reptile farm when he found himself locked inside a giant set of jaws.

For a few terrifying moments the animal wildly shook its victim before the intervention of a fellow worker.

He fired two shots at the saltwater crocodile. One hit the target, while the other struck the arm of his stricken colleague.

It was enough though to bring the drama to an end.

I’m sorry, but that is really really funny.