Archive for July, 2007

The Prawn of Time

Thursday, July 26th, 2007

Leather and Prawns and BBC micros, oh my !

Via Wired

the decomposition of a prawn sandwich is used to measure time. Attendees at this eccentric tech conference are enthralled.

Facing a crowd of hungry listeners, inventor James Larsson boldly launched his demonstration without offering anyone a bite of the Marks & Spencer prawn sandwich in his hand.

His decision was wise given that the stale lunch food no longer qualified as edible. Instead, it served as an integral part of the time-telling device that Larsson unveiled

The idea that computers could count the hours by sensing natural decomposition motivated Larsson.

“I’ve always found that very appealing because everything does change with time — especially sandwiches — and if you can just unlock the secrets of how something changes over time you can derive time from it,” he said.

Larsson is not the first to imagine a decaying delicacy as a tool to measure minutes. The freelance electrical engineer got his inspiration from none other than The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams, in which the Total Perspective Vortex produces an image of the universe using a piece of fairy cake.

The prawn sandwich clock relies upon a piece of retro hardware from 1982 known as the BBC Micro. This computer, promoted in Britain as a learning tool more than two decades ago, offers a mere 32 KB of RAM and 32 KB of ROM.

But the simplicity of its design makes it anything but stale.

“There are importantly four channels of analog-to-digital conversion which are great for hanging little sensors off,” said Larsson. With just enough memory to store a model of how sandwich elements deteriorate differently over time, the BBC Micro gets hooked up to the three basic ingredients of prawns, mayonnaise and bread. The computer lacks a clock and is wholly dependent on these food components for an accurate measure — plus or minus a few hours.

Larsson found that prawns have an equivalent capacitance of 1 microfarad, “but the interesting thing is that changes over time, that’s the basis of this.”

“Two days in, the bread is getting drier and drier and the mayonnaise is pretty stable,” he said. “But all prawns have this catastrophic event at two days and 11 hours past sell-by date.” As these crustaceans rapidly decay, the machine dial inches away from “fresh” toward “lethal.”

The computer compares the changing prawn capacitance it senses through the input devices against a tested model to see how much time has gone by since it was last set using the sandwich.

Though Larsson’s device reported problems with mayonnaise sensing, it eventually caught up to within less than an hour of atomic time.

From the International Herald Tribune

outdated computer monitors serve needs we didn’t know we had, according to the affable inventor James Larsson. For example, he uses a castoff cathode ray tube to discern when a Marks & Spencer prawn sandwich has gone bad.

The prawns also tell what time it is although the clock function, Larsson admits, isn’t quite what it should be. He is giving a demonstration with a day-old sandwich, inserting into each component a sensor with the total reading displayed on two wall-size clocks, one ordinary, the other with a face marked Stale, Lethal and Fresh. The needle stops just between fresh and stale; the clock is four hours off.

“At the lethal stage the clock is much more accurate,” Larsson apologizes. He once used an optimally stale sandwich for a public demonstration. “It was quite pungent and someone was sick, but it did tell the time quite well.”

Larsson, whose day job is to design electronic engineering for the water sculptor William Pye, describes himself as a hardware hacker

Larsson, 40, works out of the basement kitchen of a house on Camden Hill built by his great grandfather, the Victorian painter Herbert Arnold Olivier, who was also the uncle of Sir Laurence. Disused hardware fills the former plate racks, the floor, every surface. “The miracle of five years ago is now worthless junk and I find it rather upsetting that something that someone somewhere in the world had been sweating over is deemed waste material,”

“It’s a wonderful relief not to be constrained by either marketability or manufacturing or intellectual property protection, which is ruinous, or dealing with venture capital, which is horrendous, and still have an outlet to the process of invention.”

His latest invention celebrated the 32nd birthday (the 30th passed unnoticed) of Pong, a kind of tennis that is considered the first affordable mainstream video game. His is what he calls an adult version of Pong, themed around leather fetishism and ideal for technology conferences.

He demonstrated his kinky Pong at the Yahoo gathering in London last month. It features touch-sensitive high leather boots which are caressed in order to make the bat go up and down. Players who lose a point are “punished” by a motorized whip.

His next project is safer, sort of, in that electricity isn’t involved. The fact that fire, unlike electricity, is intrinsically binary has somehow inspired him to invent a video game powered by nozzles spurting jets of flame.

“It isn’t exactly an indoors project,” Larsson admits.

UPDATE : Al saw James Larsson speak at at OSCON recently and described him as … “obviously clinically insane, but in a great way.”

When animals attack … Welsh Bee Sting edition

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007

From Aunty

A man died after being stung by a bee while out for a walk with his wife and dog

Accountant Richard Francis, 59, was stung on the elbow on Sunday and started feeling ill 10 minutes later

Richard was in the office so much he liked to get out when he could,”

He was stung on his elbow - within 10 minutes he said he didn’t feel well.

We walked about 300 yards and he said he needed to sit down - he was perspiring quite heavily.

Mrs Francis said she went for help after realising her husband, a father-of-two, had gone into anaphylactic shock.

“I knocked on the door of a nearby house and spoke to a young soldier there and an ambulance was called,” she said.

Richard was prostrate on the ground at that time.

“A farmer came by and he and a young man picked Richard up and they took him to hospital.”

Mrs Francis said that, despite doses of adrenaline and steroids being given to Mr Francis, he could not be revived.

She added her husband had had a similar attack 20 years ago and he was given steroids to take in the event of another attack.

Business partner Robert Gray said it was ironic he enjoyed dangerous sports and yet succumbed to a bee sting.

When animals attack … Fife Bat edition

Tuesday, July 24th, 2007

From Aunty

The St Andrews High pupil is undergoing a series of vaccinations and has to wait to see if he develops the disease.

He was out camping in woods at Dysart when a bat bit him on his right arm.

Dale was walking back to his tent in the early hours of Wednesday morning with four friends when a bat landed on his face.

“I got such a fright. At first I thought it was a bird but when I grabbed it off my face it felt rubbery and rough.

I threw it away from me but it flew back up and bit me on my arm. My friends were all trying to get it off me and I had so much adrenaline rushing around me that I thought I was going to have an asthma attack.

“I immediately went home because I felt dizzy and was getting pains in my chest. The hospital says I have to get lots of injections and then wait and see.”

David McRae, 55, was the first person in the UK to die from rabies in 100 years after he was bitten by a bat in Angus in 2002.

When animals attack … Bellows Beach Shark edition

Monday, July 23rd, 2007

From the Star Bulletin

It has been almost half a century since the last shark attack near Bellows, and visitor Harvey Miller wishes he and his 8-foot attacker weren’t the ones to break that streak.

“I wanted to go out and buy me a couple of lottery tickets,” Miller joked. “I think the odds are in my favor today.”

Shortly after 3 p.m. Thursday, Miller swam out about 150 yards off Bellows Beach hoping to see turtles and saw a school of fish, which swam away. When the shark bit him in the left knee, Miller said he didn’t even know it until after he punched the shark’s snout twice and tried to swim away but couldn’t kick.

“I just remember saying, ‘Oh God, not like this,’” he said. “No way.”

State and city ocean safety officials completed a sweep of the waters from Lanikai Beach to Waimanalo Bay and spotted a large number of turtles in the area.

Honebrink speculated that the shark was feeding on the turtles.

“That area is mostly sandy bottom, and it’s pretty shallow for quite a ways out,” Honebrink said. “It’s not typical tiger shark habitat, necessarily.”

It sort of follows that where you have prey, the predators are going to show up,” he said. “This one was about 8 feet, which is about the size when they switch their diets to include things like turtles.”

Miller said he is not an experienced beach person, and did not know that sharks often look to turtles for food.

“They go after things on the surface, and the only way a shark can tell whether something is (a) potential food source is by biting it,”

At a news conference yesterday, he was in a wheelchair, with a blanket covering his legs.

Because he was on medication, Miller appeared groggy and tired, which is not his typical demeanor, said his wife

the shark damaged several nerves and the knee, leaving a 12-inch gash.

It was luck that the shark did not severe the femoral artery, which would have been life-threatening

Spam of the day … 7 / 17 / 7

Tuesday, July 17th, 2007

Subject : What Are the Advantage of Multithreading Over Multiprocess Programming?

Oooh … so close

The actual content started out encouraging me to invest in some seed and nursery business, following that they had copied in some sales pitch from Sun advertising Linux, NetBeans and, a personal favourite, DTrace.

When animals attack … Weymouth Lobster edition

Tuesday, July 10th, 2007

From Auntie

An experienced diver told how he “wrestled” a 3ft (0.9m) lobster into a string bag after it attacked him.

Chris Hovard, from Wyke Regis, Dorset, was diving when the creature - weighing more than 10lbs - scuttled towards him near Weymouth jetty on Saturday.

The 51-year-old, who has been diving for 34 years, said he had never seen a crustacean “anywhere near this size”.

“I was diving when I spotted an old boiler which I believe may have been used in the Northe Fort in the olden days and then was thrown into the sea when it was no longer needed.

“I was swimming around it when the lobster came at me, its claws snapping.

I could hardly get my hand across the back of its shell.

You’d need a saddle to ride it. I managed to get it with a pincer movement.

“The commotion stirred up a silt cloud which momentarily stunned him and this was when I managed to grab him.”

When animals attack … Californian Bat in a Christmas tree edition

Thursday, July 5th, 2007

From the Star Tribune

A woman draping her tree with lights was bitten Sunday by a bat that had been nesting in the tree.

Sheila Kearns thought she had been scratched by pine needles, but discovered the bat on her wall the next day

the bat was probably hungry and exhausted from evading her cat all night.

“We encourage the bats because they get rid of the bugs, but we don’t put them in the trees,”

Animal services took the bat, which tested negative for rabies, but Kearns was given a tetanus shot as a precaution

Shakespeare gotsta get paid

Thursday, July 5th, 2007


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Cheers Ali

… and then there was one

Monday, July 2nd, 2007

Pubs in Hilo : two one.

Nichol’s, AKA ‘the pub’, lost it’s license Sunday.

The Emerald Orchid, AKA ‘the other one’, is now officially the only pub left in Hilo.

Nichol’s will continue trading as a BYOB Steak and Lobster restaurant.

I should point out that I only found out that it had lost it’s license when a friend was recounting the “all you can drink for ten bucks” night they had Saturday.

The number of people who could have told me ….

UPDATE : Maybe if it’s all-you-can-drink they were probably unable to tell me.