Archive for October, 2006

Are Elephants self aware ?

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006

From Aunty

Elephants can recognise their own reflection, showing self-awareness seen before only in humans, great apes and bottlenose dolphins.”

“One of the animals repeatedly touched a white cross painted on her forehead - a classic test used to assess mirror self-recognition in children and apes.”

We see highly complex behaviours such as self awareness and self-other distinction in intelligent animals with well-established social systems

“Many animals will respond to a mirror but very few show any evidence that they recognise themselves in the reflection.”

Canines, for example, will react to the “other dog” and will even look behind the mirror to try to find it.

“One of the elephants began repeatedly touching a painted `X` on her head with her trunk”

“The mark could only be seen in the mirror, and the elephant ignored another mark made with colourless paint that was also on her forehead to ensure she was not merely reacting to a smell or feeling.”

“While only one elephant passed the mark-touching test, the researchers note that fewer than half of chimpanzees tested typically pass this test”

Halloween ghost video

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006

Watch carefully

How Do Average Guys Get With Hot Girls?

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006

Emma on relationships presents “How Do Average Guys Get With Hot Girls?”

You can tag the online movie with audiotags using a telephone, if you feel you can contribute something to the conversation, or listen to the messages left by others.

Sausage week Vs. Vegan week

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006

From the Beeb

Apparently in the UK it’s both Sausage week and Vegan week - Oh No !

Can’t we all just get along ?

How about some vegan bangers ?

Mmmmm … soyalicious !

November is Movember in Oz

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006

Movember is a charity event held annually to raise awareness of Men’s health issues, primarily Prostate Cancer, Testicular Cancer and Depression.

In order to show your support, the bros have to grow a mo throughout the month of Movember.

Ladies are asked to become a Mo Sistas and show their support for Bros with Mos ( at least for the month of Movember, ) and help recruit more Mo Bros, or grow a mo of your own.

Samwise knows that a woman can do anything a man can do.

To Avoid Confrontation, Don’t Worship Elephants

Monday, October 30th, 2006

Everyone loves Pachyderms … well I do

From the NYTimes ( use BugMeNot if you don’t want to register. )

Everybody pretty much agrees that the relationship between elephants and people has dramatically changed, what we are seeing today is extraordinary. Where for centuries humans and elephants lived in relatively peaceful coexistence, there is now hostility and violence. Now, I use the term ‘violence’ because of the intentionality associated with it, both in the aggression of humans and, at times, the recently observed behavior of elephants.”

“For a number of biologists and ethologists who have spent their careers studying elephant behavior, the attacks have become so abnormal in both number and kind that they can no longer be attributed entirely to the customary factors. Typically, elephant researchers have cited, as a cause of aggression, the high levels of testosterone in newly matured male elephants or the competition for land and resources between elephants and humans. But in `Elephant Breakdown,` a 2005 essay in the journal Nature, Bradshaw and several colleagues argued that today’s elephant populations are suffering from a form of chronic stress, a kind of species-wide trauma. Decades of poaching and culling and habitat loss, they claim, have so disrupted the intricate web of familial and societal relations by which young elephants have traditionally been raised in the wild, and by which established elephant herds are governed, that what we are now witnessing is nothing less than a precipitous collapse of elephant culture.”

“It has long been apparent that every large, land-based animal on this planet is ultimately fighting a losing battle with humankind. And yet entirely befitting of an animal with such a highly developed sensibility, a deep-rooted sense of family and, yes, such a good long-term memory, the elephant is not going out quietly. It is not leaving without making some kind of statement, one to which scientists from a variety of disciplines, including human psychology, are now beginning to pay close attention.”

Elephants, when left to their own devices, are profoundly social creatures. A herd of them is, in essence, one incomprehensibly massive elephant: a somewhat loosely bound and yet intricately interconnected, tensile organism. Young elephants are raised within an extended, multitiered network of doting female caregivers that includes the birth mother, grandmothers, aunts and friends. These relations are maintained over a life span as long as 70 years. Studies of established herds have shown that young elephants stay within 15 feet of their mothers for nearly all of their first eight years of life, after which young females are socialized into the matriarchal network, while young males go off for a time into an all-male social group before coming back into the fold as mature adults.”

When an elephant dies, its family members engage in intense mourning and burial rituals, conducting weeklong vigils over the body, carefully covering it with earth and brush, revisiting the bones for years afterward, caressing the bones with their trunks, often taking turns rubbing their trunks along the teeth of a skull’s lower jaw, the way living elephants do in greeting. If harm comes to a member of an elephant group, all the other elephants are aware of it. This sense of cohesion is further enforced by the elaborate communication system that elephants use. In close proximity they employ a range of vocalizations, from low-frequency rumbles to higher-pitched screams and trumpets, along with a variety of visual signals, from the waving of their trunks to subtle anglings of the head, body, feet and tail. When communicating over long distances — in order to pass along, for example, news about imminent threats, a sudden change of plans or, of the utmost importance to elephants, the death of a community member — they use patterns of subsonic vibrations that are felt as far as several miles away by exquisitely tuned sensors in the padding of their feet.”

This fabric of elephant society, Bradshaw and her colleagues concluded, had effectively been frayed by years of habitat loss and poaching, along with systematic culling by government agencies to control elephant numbers and translocations of herds to different habitats. The number of older matriarchs and female caregivers (or ‘‘allomothers’’) had drastically fallen, as had the number of elder bulls, who play a significant role in keeping younger males in line.”

As a result of such social upheaval, calves are now being born to and raised by ever younger and inexperienced mothers. Young orphaned elephants, meanwhile, that have witnessed the death of a parent at the hands of poachers are coming of age in the absence of the support system that defines traditional elephant life.”

“What Bradshaw and her colleagues describe would seem to be an extreme form of anthropocentric conjecture if the evidence that they’ve compiled from various elephant resesarchers, even on the strictly observational level, weren’t so compelling. The elephants of decimated herds, especially orphans who’ve watched the death of their parents and elders from poaching and culling, exhibit behavior typically associated with post-traumatic stress disorder and other trauma-related disorders in humans: abnormal startle response, unpredictable asocial behavior, inattentive mothering and hyperaggression. Studies of the various assaults on the rhinos in South Africa, meanwhile, have determined that the perpetrators were in all cases adolescent males that had witnessed their families being shot down in cullings.”

“In fact, even the relatively few attempts that park officials have made to restore parts of the social fabric of elephant society have lent substance to the elephant-breakdown theory. When South African park rangers recently introduced a number of older bull elephants into several destabilized elephant herds in Pilanesburg and Addo, the wayward behavior — including unusually premature hormonal changes among the adolescent elephants — abated.

“In the first years of humans as well as elephants, development of the emotional brain is impacted by these attachment mechanisms, by the interaction that the infant has with the primary caregiver, especially the mother. When these early experiences go in a positive way, it leads to greater resilience in things like affect regulation, stress regulation, social communication and empathy. But when these early experiences go awry in cases of abuse and neglect, there is a literal thinning down of the essential circuits in the brain, especially in the emotion-processing areas.”

“I saw that it is an absolute coincidence between the two. You know we used to have villages. We still don’t have villages. There are over 200 displaced-people’s camps in present-day northern Uganda. Everybody lives now within these camps, and there are no more elders. The elders were systematically eliminated. The first batch of elimination was during Amin’s time, and that set the stage for the later destruction of northern Uganda. We are among the lucky few, because my mom and dad managed to escape. But the families there are just broken. I know many of them. Displaced people are living in our home now. My mother said let them have it. All these kids who have grown up with their parents killed — no fathers, no mothers, only children looking after them. They don’t go to schools. They have no schools, no hospitals. No infrastructure. They form these roaming, violent, destructive bands. It’s the same thing that happens with the elephants. Just like the male war orphans, they are wild, completely lost.”

“‘How come nobody has made this connection before?’ I told him because it hadn’t happened this way to anyone else’s tribe before. To me it’s something I see so clearly. Most people are scared of showing that kind of anthropomorphism. But coming from me it doesn’t sound like I’m inventing something. It’s there. People know it’s there. Some might think that the way I describe the elephant attacks makes the animals look like people. But people are animals.”

“Misty has also been in therapy, as in psychotherapy. Wild-caught elephants often witness as young calves the slaughter of their parents, just about the only way, shy of a far more costly tranquilization procedure, to wrest a calf from elephant parents, especially the mothers. The young captives are then dispatched to a foreign environment to work either as performers or laborers, all the while being kept in relative confinement and isolation, a kind of living death for an animal as socially developed and dependent as we now know elephants to be.”

“Indeed, Misty has become a testament to the Elephant Sanctuary’s signature `passive control` system, a therapy tailored in many ways along the lines of those used to treat human sufferers of post-traumatic stress disorder. Passive control, as a sanctuary newsletter describes it, depends upon ‘‘knowledge of how elephants process information and respond to stress’’ as well as specific knowledge of each elephant’s past response to stress. Under this so-called nondominance system, there is no discipline, retaliation or withholding of food, water and treats, which are all common tactics of elephant trainers. Great pains are taken, meanwhile, to afford the elephants both a sense of safety and freedom of choice — two mainstays of human trauma therapy — as well as continual social interaction.”

“Over her many months of quarantine, meanwhile, with only humans acting as a kind of surrogate elephant family, she has consistently gone through the daily rigors of her tuberculosis treatments — involving two caretakers, a team of veterinarians and the use of a restraining chute in which harnesses are secured about her chest and tail — without any coaxing or pressure. `We’ll shower her with praise in the barn afterwards,` Buckley told me as Misty stood by, chomping on a mouthful of hay, ‘`and she actually purrs with pleasure. The whole barn vibrates.`”

“We bypass the wounded areas using various techniques. Some of the wounds are not healable. Their scars remain. But there is hope because the brain is an enormous computer, and you can learn to bypass its wounds by finding different methods of approaching life. Of course there may be moments when something happens and the old wound becomes unbearable. Still, people do recover.”

Human remains, a number of researchers have observed, are the only other ones that elephants will treat as they do their own.”

CSI Hilo

Saturday, October 28th, 2006

I am wandering around my apartment trying to work out what happened last night by the evidence I find laying around.

Which lights are on ? the computers on and the amp is on, the volume is set low and “Back like that” is queued …. though probably not played. I think I woke up next to the computer at one point and dragged myself off to bed … or it was a dream … pretty crap dream if it was. Was I eating toast out of a bowl ?

The list goes on …

I went drinking last night and I think I remember most of the night, certainly I remember the walk home, I don’t remember anything after that.

I’m only awake now because painkillers and water are in the waking world.

As always, the opinions I expressed last night were not those of my employer, my friends or family, are not representative of my race, sex or profession … I’m not even sure they were mine either come to think of it.

It looks like a perfect day outside.

Pulled

Friday, October 27th, 2006

Got pulled today for failing to stop at a Stop Sign.

I admit it, I didn’t stop, it’s a corner I am familiar with, and when approaching it is possible to see all the way down the street. There was nobody coming so I pulled out.

Costly, and slightly worrying considering I have only passed my test in the last year.

I didn’t argue the toss, I rolled over hands up and said it’s-a-fair-cop-I-was-the-one-that-done-it.

However I heard-on-the-grapevine that a friend also got pulled today for speeding. Around the end of the month it is quite common to get pulled apparently.

Phunky fone

Friday, October 27th, 2006

Blackbox from China.

What the … Pole dancing

Friday, October 27th, 2006

I understand that Pole Dancing is a bit of a “What the … “ for some people, but bare with me.

Tesco, Britain’s biggest supermarket, decided in their finite wisdom to place a Pole Dancing Kit in their online toy section. Thats toys as in kids toys, not adult toys.

Pretty stupid, but wait … theres more ….

Somebody comes across this, decides it is inappropriate, and complains.

So-far-so-good.

Dr Adrian Rogers, of family campaigning group Family Focus said …

“This will be sold to four, five and six-year olds.”

No, it won’t …

“Children are being encouraged to dance round a pole … “

No, they are not …

” …. which is interpreted in the adult world as a phallic symbol.”

I must admit it never occurred to me, I guess the only pole dancing I’ve ever been exposed to had poles running from the ceiling to the floor, not what I would consider phallic, but I’ll be sure to use it as a chat-up-line in future … anyway I digress ….

“It ought to be stopped, it really requires the intervention of members of Parliament. This should only be available to the most depraved people who want to corrupt their children.”

A statement worthy of an American President, or maybe that was the service Tesco was providing.

The bottom line is, Tesco shouldn’t have placed this item in the kids toy section and corporations should help parents protect their children from things that are innappropriate for them. Children may have seen these items on Tesco’s site, however thinking that children will be buying these sorts of things from an online store, or that they are being encouraged to partake in Pole Dancing is pretty ridiculous.

There is one final remark in this piece I would like to highlight …

“Tesco today agreed to remove the product from the Toy section of the site, but said it will remain on sale as a Fitness Accessory, despite the fact that the product description invites users to `unleash the sex kitten inside`”.

I think more Fitness Accessories would get sold if they had the words `unleash the sex kitten inside` on the product description.